So wrote a wise and gentle lady many years
ago and how very true!
But a rather caustic Southern gentleman
chose to comment both negatively and vehemently on the culinary arts,
especially the customs in his part of Dixieland.
“The frying pan is the most dangerous
instrument in this state,” he’d say with considerable asperity.
You know whether you’re a kitchen happiness
spreader or one who wields a lethal skillet.
Whichever, it’s the rare person who doesn’t have to cook sometime during
a lifetime. Better it be a joy and a
delight than a chore and a bore. The choice is yours.
STOVE STORIES is intended to please both
the kitchen enthusiast with uncommon and delectable recipes gathered over the
years and, hopefully, to whet the appetite and interest of the “I-hate-to-cook”
folk and ultimately convert them.
My long love affair with food can be traced
to my grandfather, a handsome silver-haired gentleman with an all season
tan. He loved his “vittles’” whether his
meal was as simple as old fashioned fish cakes with Boston Bake Beans or truly
haute cuisine.
Housebound in his final years, grandpa’s
interest in food never faltered. He’d help my mother with her menu planning (he
lived with us after retiring) and unfailingly compliment her excellent, if
plain, meals.
No gourmet cook my mother, her fanciest
effort was a Lady Baltimore cake. But
what a way she had with breads (her oatmeal biscuit fairly floated from the
oven.) And succulent, fork tender roasts graced our table twice a week.
The method handed down from my grandmother was to have a roast on Sunday, serve it cold on Monday, then as imaginative left-overs on Tuesday. The cycle began with another roast on Wednesday and so on.
Saturday was inevitable baked beans, (pea, kidney or yellow eye) accompanied by Boston brown bread, franks or ham, potato salad or cole slaw with custard pie for dessert… as regularly as the sun peeked over the horizon.
The method handed down from my grandmother was to have a roast on Sunday, serve it cold on Monday, then as imaginative left-overs on Tuesday. The cycle began with another roast on Wednesday and so on.
Saturday was inevitable baked beans, (pea, kidney or yellow eye) accompanied by Boston brown bread, franks or ham, potato salad or cole slaw with custard pie for dessert… as regularly as the sun peeked over the horizon.
All this was fine with grandpa except for
his occasional epicurean urges. When
these became over-powering he’d send out for such gourmet fare as our small New
England town could provide.
While grandpa was still ambulatory, I was
frequently his young dinner guest as he and friends explored country inns and
city restaurants with total impartiality. Surely he despaired when the prime ribs had been outstanding on one
Sabbath excursions and I chose to enthuse about the “warmed up oyster crackers”
served with the bisque.
Since those days I’ve developed some very
opinionated ideas about food, among them a total aversion to boiled potatoes
with two exceptions. But this comes
later.
Vegetables, I contend, can be less than
tempting unless they’re fresh from the garden.
Serving plain, frozen, canned or store-bought vegetables is a direct
line to mealtime boredom.
Now about hors d’oeuvre. Aren’t you tired of both the ubiquitous clam
and onion soup dips? Preliminary morsels obviously offer vast opportunity to
let yourself go.
Take salads… I’ll mention in my will that
person who serves me bite sized salad greens rather than jumbo chunks of this
and fat slices of that. Deliver me, too,
from limp lettuce or salads swimming in dressing.
Don’t look for recipes for meat loaf, or
corn chowder, or similar preparations. Nor will you find Veal Cordon Bleu or
Paupiettes of Beef with Olives, for example.
But do try a superb zucchini casserole, a delectably different rice
dish, a simply delicious soup and dozens and dozens more.
In other words, I hope you’ll find the
majority of recipes new to you, worthy of trying and, above all, deserving of
much repetition. Remember, too, your
kitchen is your kingdom, the heart of your home.
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